The X580 Space Scooter ($149) does your old Razor Scooter one better. It takes the packing righteousness of the Razor and combines it with the ankle-ease pumpability of some of your most loved/least favorite fitness gear by having a self-propelled mode that has you rocking back and forth to generate locomotion. The best part about it, for those who like the unique ride? You don’t see a lot of them on the street. The bad part? It’s actually work. Which is what the gym is for (though you can ride it in fixed mode). However, the sine qua non of the former? That is: having the only one on the block? Makes it the gift to give for anybody who doesn’t weigh more than 200 pounds and who sees themselves as a unique kind of flower. And, realistically speaking, when you get good at this? It is a certain kind of bitchin’.